Who better to run a lesbian school than me? I have 34 years' experience and have never wavered or lost interest in the topic. Men make bad lesbians, but with some effort they could be more convincing.
She once got so tired of comments posted on her blog asking her about her short hair and lack of makeup that she told them we both run a lesbian militia training school in the countryside for straight women. I was surprised because the item he was referring to was about the cost of car insurance for women.Īnother Guardian writer, Cath Elliott, is often assumed to be a lesbian by men who take offence at her dislike of rapists and sex murderers. One accused me on his blog of "lezzering on again" after hearing me on Radio 4. What is going on? Do we not have enough lesbian writers without having to make them up? Do I need to churn out more diatribes?īeing an out and proud lesbian with a public profile, I often get slated by men who take umbrage that I am not exactly their type for a sexual fantasy (the male version is either a woman so butch she could kick-start her own vibrator, or a Katie Price-type with extra large boobs, three-foot-long tongue and additional fingers). First the blog supposedly written by a lesbian from Damascus was found to have been written by a man living in Scotland, and then it turns out that Paula Brooks, the editor of the lesbian news website LezGetReal, is a retired Ohio military man and construction worker. If finding the right man was a prerequisite of heterosexuality, we would soon be extinct.īut things seem to have got out of control lately with mens' obsession with lezzerism. I have been told that I am a lesbian because I have yet to find the right man. I still laugh at the memory of a lesbian comedian saying during a gig: "It's not that we dislike penises, we just don't like them on men." They are genuinely shocked that women can have fun together when we, as one charmer once said to me, "have no genitals". Male fascination with things Sapphic is usually born out of total indignation that we do not desire the male form.